Andrés

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
civilwhore
thatwassexual

The Scooby-Doo Project (1999)

acreaturecalledgreed

fun fact this special scared so many kids so fucking badly (b/c the blair witch aspect was played weirdly straight) that CN never aired it again 

handsomezack

you’re telling me this is real and not a shitpost

preciousbeaan

I seriously thought this shit was fake until I looked it up

drawing-bored

that one time a parody of a fake found footage film is believed to be fake until footage is found.

Source: thatwassexual
themoviejunkiez:
“Movie Chronicles of 2017: SUPER DARK TIMES
“ Teenagers Zach and Josh have been best friends their whole lives, but when a gruesome accident leads to a cover-up, the secret drives a wedge between them and propels them down a rabbit...
themoviejunkiez

Movie Chronicles of 2017: SUPER DARK TIMES

Teenagers Zach and Josh have been best friends their whole lives, but when a gruesome accident leads to a cover-up, the secret drives a wedge between them and propels them down a rabbit hole of escalating paranoia and violence.

Rotten Tomatoes: 90%

IMDb: 6.8/10

My score: 4.5/5

civilwhore
thesilencedmasses:
“ adminover20:
“ radglawr:
“ haedia:
“ thewolfofnibu:
“ stahscre4m:
“ there are guys in my dorm who decided to play cards in the elevator
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see what intrigues me about college isn’t the intellectual pursuit or the bonding or...
stahscre4m

there are guys in my dorm who decided to play cards in the elevator

thewolfofnibu

see what intrigues me about college isn’t the intellectual pursuit or the bonding or whatever, its the fact that people have the freedom to do random shit like this

haedia

Okay, everybody, I have a story about random shit in college. When I was in college, there was a particular class I took where, no matter what time you walked into class, if you made it into the room before the professor, you wouldn’t be counted late. I mean, that’s a pretty cool policy, given how some professors are really obnoxious about attendance. 

Well, one time, a fellow student of mine was running late to class. As she reached the edge of the building, she saw her professor making it to the front steps (super long rectangular building here). He looks up from walking and he sees her. He then points to his watch, gives her a well-meaning “Look who’s late” face, and walks on inside.

What he didn’t know, though, was that this particular student was like freakishly good at bouldering and related climbing skills, so she was just like “Fuck it” and SCALED THE BUILDING!

She tapped on the window of the 4th floor classroom (the floors had like 20ft ceilings, so, she was quite a ways up there), nearly making one student piss himself. They opened the window, she rolled through, onto the floor, and slid into her seat about five seconds before the professor opened the door to the classroom. 

He did a double take, started to say “How the hell d—” when a security guard ran in, red-faced and panting, pointed at her and bellowed “STOP DOING THAT!”

radglawr

omfg the amount of fucks college kids don’t give astounds me

adminover20

IVE ONLY SEEN THIS POST IN SCREENSHOTS

thesilencedmasses

I LOVE THE IMPLICATION THAT THIS STUDENT HAS A REPUTATION FOR SCALING THE BUILDINGS